Alternate Universe: The M24 Better League, 1-32 Lotto
AFC EAST
Bills: Chase
Dolphins: Hooty
Jets: Nick
Patriots: Jesse
AFC NORTH
Bengals: Byron
Browns: Justin
Ravens: Morty
Steelers: Lucky
AFC SOUTH
Colts: Connor
Jaguars: Tim
Texans: Troy
Titans: Warren
AFC WEST
Broncos: Phil
Chargers: Hero
Chiefs: Austin
Raiders: Samoan
NFC EAST
Cowboys: Alex
Commanders: Niko
Eagles: Matt
Giants: Wohzi
NFC NORTH
Bears: CMass
Lions: Kiing
Packers: Cam
Vikings: Cody
NFC SOUTH
Buccaneers: Steel
Falcons: Kook
Panthers: Ben
Saints: Gamble
NFC WEST
Cardinals: PTown
Rams: Bos
49ers: Dan
Seahawks: Allen