Season 46 Spreadsheet Simulation

I simulated the entire season using a random number generator and a weighted formula based on historical win%. Of course this doesn’t take into factor the quality of the teams, adjustment to the game, or trending records (I used all-time win percentages).

Here are the final standings:

AFC EAST
Bills (Little Alex) 14-3
Patriots (Bos) 7-10
Dolphins (Niko) 3-14
Jets (Matt) 3-14

AFC SOUTH
Titans (Steel) 13-4
Texans (Kiing) 8-9
Colts (Kook) 5-12
Jaguars (Byron) 3-14

AFC WEST
Chargers (Warren) 12-5
Broncos (Phil) 11-6
Raiders (Samoan) 10-7
Chiefs (Troy) 5-12

AFC NORTH
Ravens (Cody) 14-3
Bengals (Austin) 13-4
Browns (Hooty) 6-11
Steelers (Wohzi) 4-13

NFC EAST
Cowboys (Alex) 14-3
Commanders (Justin) 9-8
Eagles (Jesse) 6-11
Giants (Cam) 6-11

NFC SOUTH
Falcons (Ben) 13-4
Saints (Lucky) 13-4
Buccaneers (Dan) 10-7
Panthers (Tim) 4-13

NFC WEST
49ers (Morty) 14-3
Seahawks (Allen) 13-4
Cardinals (PTown) 6-11
Rams (Nick) 0-17

NFC NORTH
Packers (Hero) 14-3
Bears (CMass) 10-7
Vikings (Connor) 9-8
Lions (Gamble) 2-15

Here were the playoff seeds after going through tiebreakers:

AFC:
1) Bills (Little Alex) 14-3
2) Ravens (Cody) 14-3
3) Titans (Steel) 13-4
4) Chargers (Warren) 12-5
5) Bengals (Austin) 13-4
6) Broncos (Phil) 11-6
7) Raiders (Samoan) 10-7

NFC:
1) Packers (Hero) 14-3
2) 49ers (Morty) 14-3
3) Falcons (Ben) 13-4
4) Cowboys (Alex) 12-5
5) Seahawks (Allen) 13-4
6) Saints (Lucky) 13-4
7) Buccaneers (Dan) 10-7

For the playoffs, I added extra weight to playoff win% to add more spice.

Wild Card:
Buccaneers (7) d. 49ers (2)
Saints (6) d. Falcons (3)
Cowboys (4) d. Seahawks (5)
Raiders (7) d. Ravens (2)
Broncos (6) d. Titans (3)
Chargers (4) d. Bengals (5)

Divisional:
Bills (1) d. Raiders (7)
Chargers (4) d. Broncos (6)
Packers (1) d. Buccaneers (7)
Cowboys (4) d. Saints (6)

Conference:
Packers (1) d. Cowboys (4)
Chargers (4) d. Bills (1)

Super Bowl 46:
Warren’s Los Angeles Chargers defeat Hero’s Green Bay Packers. Bolt up!

Thanks for reading!